So far, these are the women people have told me I look like this past week:

• Emma Watson (by Nick Divers)
• Audrey Hepburn (by my new amazing hairstylist)
• Ashly Burch (by Matthew and my friend Oliver)

And so far, this is how many I’ve agreed with:

• None I’m very flattered but seriously what in the god damn hell are you guys smoking and can I have some