• Dispatcher: "(____) police."
• Me: "Hi, I just wanted to let you know that there are a couple of boys running through traffic and skateboarding on the traffic island of (___) Street. I probably wouldn't have said anything, but one of their skateboards hit my car."
• (Dispatcher collects information)
• Dispatcher: "How badly is your car damaged?"
• Me: "It's actually not a big deal - it just hit my hubcap. I'm more concerned about the other cars. Also, I think I might have...accidentally run over it."
• Dispatcher: "Well, serves them right."
• Me: "...Several times."
• Dispatcher: "..."
• Me: "As in I backed up and ran over it."
• Dispatcher: "..."
• Me: "..."
• Dispatcher: "Yeah that's fine."

Sep 21 / 11 notes