February 2011
On Valentine's Day
aimee-b-loved:
If I only get a single day out of the entire year to feel loved, then it’s not a love worth having.
Besides, a good boning doesn’t cost a thing.
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January 2011
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This is me flirting.
ndltlovesyou:
Over text:
Real Life:
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What's Happening in Egypt Explained. (UPDATED) →
promotingpeace:
The basics: Egypt is a large, mostly Arab, mostly Muslim country. At around 80 million people, it has the largest population in the Middle East and the third-largest in Africa. Most of Egypt is in North Africa, although the part of the country that borders Israel, the Sinai…
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AMERICAN PSYCHO, directed by Mary Harron (2000)
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Filmmaker and photographer Evan Lane combined one of my favorite songs ever (“Moonchild” - M83) with some incredibly gorgeous footage. I feel lucky to have found this beautiful work of art.
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Oh look, Gary Busey's Wikipedia picture is totally... →
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Starting this year, no American will be forbidden from serving the country they...
– President Obama, SOTU. (via thedailywhat)
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While talking to Stephen on the phone:
Background noise: *chkchkchkchkchkchk chkchk chkchkchkchkchk*
Me: "Um, what's that noise?"
Stephen: "That? Oh, my sister got a Shake Weight..."
Me: "Wow."
Stephen: "...and it has a mirror on the top so you can see yourself, uh, working out."
Me: "You know, the entire time we've been talking, I've just been walking in circles in my basement. There are no lights on. I can't see anything down here."
Stephen: *chkchkchkchk* "I'm making funny faces!"
Me [laughing]: "But I really feel better knowing that you're on the other end, somewhere in California, furiously not-masturbating and staring at yourself in a Shake Weight mirror."
Stephen: *chk...chkchk...chkchk* "Wow, I am NOT left-handed." *chkchkchckchkchk*
aprilwithfluff asked: I don't like pizza. :(
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Calvin & Hobbes 2011
calvinnhobbes:
He no longer spends his days outside because, you know, he found tumblr
Took a few liberties in modifying this, but it was fun.
click here to see the high-res
I wonder what his username would be?
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