September 2010
August 2010
What you can’t understand you can make mean anything.
– Diary, Chuck Palahniuk.
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Ally's 21st.
Ally: "I'm going to sit in front of the fan and make noises."
Me: "What?"
[I walk into the living room and find her sitting in front of the fan, along with a bra on the floor]
Me: "Wha- why is there a bra on the floor?"
Ally [into the fan]: "It's mine. NYEEEEEEERRRRRRNNNNRRRR"
“We’ve both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret.”
I don’t even care that the release date has been pushed from October 2010 to February 2011.
…Who am I kidding, yes I do.
Sigh.
devincastro asked: I already made one for The Little Mermaid!
The ones listed were those that I have already done, haha. I left download links! Let me know what you think!
The ones listed were those that I have already done, haha. I left download links! Let me know what you think!
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devincastro asked: I spent so much time with Mr. Snarfblat this morning. Haha, I was quite happy all day! :D I love you.
This is why I'm friends with Oliver:
Oliver: "So one time I slew a dragon!"
Oliver: "Well, technically, it wasn't a dragon."
Oliver: "And I really didn't kill it."
Oliver: "What I meant to say is, one time I kicked a cat!"
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A few things you don't know about Bill Murray. →
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I don't understand why people are so caught up...
Have you seen that thing? It looks stabby as hell.
Actually, now that I think about it…it kind of looks like a Stegosaurus slash…bird thing.
Hmm. Never mind. Carry on as always, Calatrava.
I was in a hotel and asked for a wake up call. Next morning a man called and...
– Demetri Martin (via bestrooftalkever)