Ben: “WE’RE MISERABLE.”
Me: “HOLY FUCK. YES. WE ARE.”
Ben: “OH THE HORROR.”
Me: “OUR RELATIONSHIP IS AWFUL. WHY ARE WE EVEN TOGETHER?”
Ben: “EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU MAKES ME WRETCH; FROM YOUR STUPID FACE ALL THE WAY DOWN TO YOUR STUPID TOES. I MEAN, I’M AWESOME. I’M THE ONLY REDEEMING FEATURE OF THIS. BUT I COULD JUST GO FUCK MYSELF.”
Me: “ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU’D BE LUCKY TO EVEN FIND THAT MINUSCULE DICK OF YOURS.”
Ben: “IT GETS LOST IN YOUR VAGINAWAGON!”
Feel the love.
Is there a way to see how much a specific body part weighs?
If so, I’d like to see how much of my weight is in my ass.
I’m fairly certain that my ass weighs a hundred pounds, and the other ten [fifteen? I haven’t weighed myself in a few weeks] are evenly distributed throughout my body.