December 2010
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Today is World AIDS Day.
You can do your part by donating to a charity, making a pledge or just raising general awareness. And don’t forget to use protection.
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
markyb asked: where can i get an mp3 of kids?
Dec 1st
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November 2010
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This is a cheeseburger appreciation blog.
Nov 29th
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ListenShit just got real. I’d like to dedicate...
Nov 29th
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Gilly vs. Village Inn ice cream.
Nov 29th
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Eight Mario Kart sex moves. →
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Why do so many bloggers think writing means...
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day-breaking: if I never see you again I will always carry you inside outside on my fingertips and at brain edges and in centers centers of what I am of what remains. —Charles Bukowski
Nov 22nd
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“Work is the curse of the drinking class.”
– Oscar Wilde
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Nov 20th
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Nightly phone call.
Matthew: "Hello?"
[I accidentally cough into the receiver]
Me: "Sorry."
Matthew: "Wow. 'Oh hey, I'm just gonna call Matt and immediately cough into the phone!' Awesome."
Me: "You know, you're right. Can we try that again?"
Matthew: "Sure."
[We hang up]
[I call him back]
Matthew: "Papa Johns! May I take your order?"
Me: *Five seconds of loud, obnoxious coughing*
[I hang up, then immediately call him back]
Matthew [with a thick Indian accent]: "Hello, this is tech support. How may I help you?"
Me: "OH MY GOD I HATE YOU DIE IN A FIRE."
Matthew: "Awww."
Nov 20th
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Conversations at five in the morning.
Stephen: "They claim the definition [of insanity] is doing the same thing repeatedly [while] expecting different results. Though technically, that's not true. But it's fun to say anyway."
Me: "I wanna punch this 'They' person in the face. Then take them out for a nice seafood dinner. And then NEVER CALL THEM AGAIN."
Stephen: "You just gave me whiplash."
Me: "I'M RIDIN' A FURRY TRACTOR"
Stephen: "Is that what women call it?"
Me: "vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhahahahahaa"
Stephen: "Hahahaha. GO TO BED."
Me: "I was gonna keep going...but 'KAY. rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
Stephen: "Ride that tractor to bed."
Me: "rrrrr- that's what girl-on-girl sounds like. It's actually quite annoying."
Stephen: "It's less appealing now."
Me: "rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRR. It sounds like bees."
Stephen: "THREE GIRLS NOW? ...Bees growl?"
Me: "Hahahaha YES. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE OH GOD WHO LET THE EUROPEAN IN"
Nov 19th
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JUST CAME BACK FROM MIDNIGHT HARRY POTTER
aprilwithfluff: COMPREHENSIVE ANALYSIS: Dumb bitches who haven’t read the books are obvious. I have never heard so many girls crying around me simultaneously. And finally, FUCK YEAH!!! Oh my god why didn’t I think to see if you were at the theaters? I was in the IMAX one. Also, I misheard him when he said: “I want to bury him,” I heard “I want to eat him.” I...
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