May 2009
“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him...”
– Mark Twain
“Dreaming of You” - The Coral
“If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it,...”
– Maya Angelou
My dad is cooler than your dad.
“Thanks for calling tonight…sorry I was in the middle of ‘shamwowing’ the floor downstairs but I don’t have a mop and that was the only thing I could thing of to pick up the water! Zucchini, Linguine, Bikini, Martini…LOL Oh my gosh…I don’t even buy paper towels any more! LOLOLOL”
-Excerpt from an e-mail my father sent me.
God damn I love...
“There is No Mathematics to Love and...
“If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Oh sure, it seems...”
– Unknown
“I think superhero movies are so popular because they speak to the common thread...”
– Mark Hoppus
devincastro:
Prodigy vs. Enya / Smack My Orinoco...
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Mexicanized Drinks.
Mexican Screwdriver: OJ and Tequila Mexican Cola: Coke and Tequila Mexican Sex on the Beach: Rape
-Jason P, 105%
Feliz Cinco de Mayo!
Ambiguity.
Ally: What does ambiguous mean?
Me: It means...you know. Like...that one thing.
Ally: Umm?
Me: Hahaha
Ally: No really, what does it mean?
Me: Ambiguous means like...you know. You know?
Ally: No. I'm lost. Explain.
Me: No, like...it's like...uhhh. It's kinda like...you know.
Ally: ...I'm still confused.
Me: LMAO. Ambiguous means vague. Or unclear. That's why I was doing that.
Ally: Okay. ...You fucktard.
Me: Really? I'M the fucktard?
Ally: ...stfu.
Morning Train.
Me (singing): My baby takes the morning train...
Jon (joining in): He works from 9 to 5 and then...
Both: He takes another home again...
Me: To find me waiting for him...
Jon (not singing): ...Naked.
Me: ...
Jon: ...In the kitchen.
Me: ...*blink*
Jon: MAKE ME A PIE, BITCH.
devincastro:
The Radio Dept. / Pulling Our Weight
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Irresolution.
Our lovers spats were atomic bombs exploding over a nonexistent colony full of unreasonable demands and hopes and dreams and somedays.
They were hang-ups and hanging up.
They were unnecessarily tough decisions and unnecessary in unimaginable and undecipherable ways.
[un- 1 prefix 1 (added to adjectives, participles, and their derivatives) denoting the absence of a quality or state.]
un un un...
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