I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him...– Mark Twain
“Dreaming of You” - The Coral
If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it,...– Maya Angelou
My dad is cooler than your dad.
“Thanks for calling tonight…sorry I was in the middle of ‘shamwowing’ the floor downstairs but I don’t have a mop and that was the only thing I could thing of to pick up the water! Zucchini, Linguine, Bikini, Martini…LOL Oh my gosh…I don’t even buy paper towels any more! LOLOLOL” -Excerpt from an e-mail my father sent me. God damn I love...
“There is No Mathematics to Love and...
If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Oh sure, it seems...– Unknown
I think superhero movies are so popular because they speak to the common thread...– Mark Hoppus
devincastro: Prodigy vs. Enya / Smack My Orinoco...
Mexican Screwdriver: OJ and Tequila Mexican Cola: Coke and Tequila Mexican Sex on the Beach: Rape -Jason P, 105% Feliz Cinco de Mayo!
Ally: What does ambiguous mean?
Me: It means...you know. Like...that one thing.
Ally: No really, what does it mean?
Me: Ambiguous means like...you know. You know?
Ally: No. I'm lost. Explain.
Me: No, like...it's like...uhhh. It's kinda like...you know.
Ally: ...I'm still confused.
Me: LMAO. Ambiguous means vague. Or unclear. That's why I was doing that.
Ally: Okay. ...You fucktard.
Me: Really? I'M the fucktard?
Me (singing): My baby takes the morning train...
Jon (joining in): He works from 9 to 5 and then...
Both: He takes another home again...
Me: To find me waiting for him...
Jon (not singing): ...Naked.
Jon: ...In the kitchen.
Jon: MAKE ME A PIE, BITCH.
devincastro: The Radio Dept. / Pulling Our Weight ...
Our lovers spats were atomic bombs exploding over a nonexistent colony full of unreasonable demands and hopes and dreams and somedays. They were hang-ups and hanging up. They were unnecessarily tough decisions and unnecessary in unimaginable and undecipherable ways. [un- 1 prefix 1 (added to adjectives, participles, and their derivatives) denoting the absence of a quality or state.] un un un...