March 2009
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Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend...
– (via iguessthatscool) (via crimsonstang) (via 0livej00ce) (via hit-or-miss)
At some point in time, someone must have thought, ‘I really want to light...
– Jenae S. on the invention of the flamethrower
1:42 A.M.
(Meredith throws something at me)
Me: What did you just throw at me?
(I discover it's a toy starfish)
Meredith: YEAH TOAST
February 2009
Wife: Do you want to get together for lunch?
Me: Are you pregnant?
Wife: What...
– InsoOutso (via nickdouglas)
I hope you never love anything as much as I love you.
– “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”, by Jonathan Safran Foer