December 2008
“Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and the mortality rate is one hundred...”
– R.D. Laing
November 2008
Dear Vegans,
Shut up and pass me the goddamn turkey.
Love,
Me
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Crazy Animals That Have Thwarted Bill Murray.
Gopher…
Groundhog…
Jaguar Shark…
And Renee Zellweger
“Whenever I see on the news that the police call off the search for a missing...”
– Conor McKeon, 105%
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SWEET LINCOLN'S MULLET!: Things I Learned from...
Diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
A woman’s brain is a third of the size of a man’s.
Dogs aren’t afraid to eat an entire wheel of cheese.
San Diego is German for “a whale’s vagina”.
A flautist can suck scotch into a flute, then hold it near a butane lighter - which will then emit a small, but still very impressive...
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“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog...”
– Heath Ledger in “The Dark Knight”
“Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have...”
– Mark Twain