All hail Obert Oberheim-Vorwald of the house Ginder, the First of His Name, the Obese, King of the Futon, King of the Houseguests and Brief Visitors and the Apartment Complex, Khal of the Water Bowl, Breaker of Glass Trinkets, and Mother of Dragons.

All hail Obert Oberheim-Vorwald of the house Ginder, the First of His Name, the Obese, King of the Futon, King of the Houseguests and Brief Visitors and the Apartment Complex, Khal of the Water Bowl, Breaker of Glass Trinkets, and Mother of Dragons.

So Long, Ronald McDonald: These Oakland Teens Are Kicking Fast Food to the Curb

In other news, my friends made a cool video.

(Also, that Jack in the Box head looks familiar…)

This used to be my favorite hobby back in 2009. I had a lot of life goals back then. The good news, I suppose, is that I’ve met all of them. However, the bad news is I most likely no longer have the opportunity to receive a free sub sandwich.

This used to be my favorite hobby back in 2009. I had a lot of life goals back then. The good news, I suppose, is that I’ve met all of them. However, the bad news is I most likely no longer have the opportunity to receive a free sub sandwich.

My laptop decided to throw itself a rager last week and constantly turn the display purple one moment and blue the next. Once I figured out that it was a motherboard issue, I bought a new one to replace it. Yesterday, I retrieved the shiny new thing, and today I got drunk and answered a survey about the retrieval. And by got drunk I mean I am drunk. Do you guys think I need a new hairstyle? Maybe that’s the real problem here.

My laptop decided to throw itself a rager last week and constantly turn the display purple one moment and blue the next. Once I figured out that it was a motherboard issue, I bought a new one to replace it. Yesterday, I retrieved the shiny new thing, and today I got drunk and answered a survey about the retrieval. And by got drunk I mean I am drunk. Do you guys think I need a new hairstyle? Maybe that’s the real problem here.

How I feel every time I find myself sitting at the Genius Bar.

How I feel every time I find myself sitting at the Genius Bar.

nedhepburn:

I’m sorry for coining the phrase “Manic Pixie Dream Girl”, by Nathan Rabin.

popculturebrain:

Music Video: Weird Al - “Word Crimes” (“Blurred Lines”)

For grammar nerds everywhere.

This is the only version I want to hear for the rest of my life.

klodt:

at Malco Oxford Commons Cinema

klodt:

at Malco Oxford Commons Cinema

So this just happened.

So this just happened.

bestrooftalkever:

my iPhone alarm displays the text ‘Tap to snooze’ but in my sleepy haze I always read it as ‘Top 10 snooze’ which immediately fills me with pride. ‘if I’m going to avoid starting my day,’ I say to myself, ‘I might as well be one of the best at it.’

dotcore:

Song of Storms.by Matt Rockefeller.
via INPRNT.

dotcore:

Song of Storms.
by Matt Rockefeller.

via INPRNT.

(Source: beyoncevoters)

bopro:

LICH QUEEN 19

SHE MURDERED THE KING AND WEARS HIM AS A BELT

Someday, I will have Cody’s artwork hanging in my home, and I will feel very lucky.

Hello.

I took a brief break from the internet while hosting house guests the last few weeks. My friend Matt and my mother visited. It was very lovely.

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

I had a great weekend, by the way.

I had a great weekend, by the way.